Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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