why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
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