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he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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