I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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