I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
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