Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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