these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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