Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
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