Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Randomize
