belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Randomize