Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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