did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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