I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
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