Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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