well you can't waste a boner
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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