Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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