im calling her cock vulture from now on
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Two words: blizzard sex
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
