I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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