Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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