I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
You're like the curious george of whores
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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