Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Randomize
