Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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