Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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