You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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