brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
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