Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
false alarm, still single
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