I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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