Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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