Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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