Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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