Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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