the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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