It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
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