It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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