Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Randomize
