Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
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