I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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