Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
COCAINE IS GR8
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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