i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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