i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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