Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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