I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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