The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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