I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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