did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
She announced her abortion via fbk
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
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