Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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