I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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