You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
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