you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
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