of course. lets lasso hookers.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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