I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
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