we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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