I just threw up on my dentist
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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