If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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